When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either hit one more club or two more balls.

Wear it if it clashes.

A driving range is the place where golfers go to get all the good shots out of their system.

Handicap: an allocation of strokes on one or more holes that permits two golfers of very different ability to do equally poorly on the same course.

Follow through: The part of the swing that takes place after the ball has been hit, but before the club has been thrown.

It's often necessary to hit a second shot to really appreciate the first one.

Bets lengthen putts and shorten drives.

Nonchalant putts count the same as chalant putts.

If the wind is in your face, you swing too hard just to get the ball through it; if the wind is at your back, you swing too hard just to see how far you can get the ball to go.