My friend "M" says the irony of being a zombie is that everything is funny, but you can't smile, because your lips have rotted off.

Why is it beautiful that humanity keeps coming back? So does herpes.

Our cadaverous cadre has been walking for little over a day...

I'd like to sit down with him and pick his brain, just a tiny bite somewhere in the frontal lobe to get a taste of his thoughts" -Warm Bodies