He'll have that scar forever.""Couldn't you do something about it, Dumbledore?""Even if I could, I wouldn't. Scars can come in handy. I have one myself above my left knee that is a perfect map of the London Underground.

But Dumbledore says he doesn't care what they do as long as they don't take him off the Chocolate Frog cards.

Don’t put your wand there, boy! ... Better wizards than you have lost buttocks, you know!

The middle class is so funny, it's the class I know best, and it's the class where you find the most pretension, so that's what makes the middle classes so funny.