The satisfying sound of bone giving way, as well as his outraged cry, made the you-had-it-coming-asshole angles sing.

If you were anyone else, your nuts would be taking a long vacation, and the destination would be out of your mouth

Rhiannon's Law #16: If it looks like a rabbit, and it hops like a rabbit, run the other way and fast. That shit is liable to tear you arm off.

Rhiannon's Law #22. You can't lie to yourself, so don't bother trying. Doing so only multiplies your douchebag level to the umpteenth power and confirms what others have been saying for years - that you are an idiot.