If evolution was worth its salt, by now it should've evolved something better than survival of the fittest. I think a better idea would be survival of the wittiest.

It's not that I lack ambition. I am ambitious in the sense that I want to be more than I am now. But if I were truly ambitious, I think I'd already be more than I am now.

To think, we have the garment industry instead of nature to thank for the zipper concept when it would have come in so handy for childbirth.

Just think: your family are the people most likely to give you the flu.

Ahhhhhhhh. There is nothing natural about natural childbirth. It is as close to a freak accident as anything I can think of. Why I picked a time like this to go off drugs?

To think we have the garment industry instead of nature to thank for the zipper concept when it would have come in so handy for childbirth.