Conflict of interest. I wanted to date somebody who was less screwed up than me, and she wasn't.

This is going to be so awesome,” Summer said. “I can feel it in my toes. My excitement toes are tingling.

Faith threw her hands up. “Okay. I give up!”Summer smiled. “Does that mean I win?”“Sure,” Faith said.“Yay!” Summer exclaimed. “What do I win? Do I win a unicorn? I think I should totally win a unicorn. But a real one, not a fake one.

Seriousness is for fools and poor destitute families who have lived their entire lives on spam.