I'll be famous one day, but for now I'm stuck in middle school with a bunch of morons." - Greg Heffley,

Monkeys can't talk, stupid!

Zoo-Wee Mama!

I'm not really sure what makes a book a 'classic' to begin with, but I think it has to be at least fifty years old and some person or animal has to die at the end.

I'm probably something like 95% chicken nugget

I've seen a lot of movies where a kid my age finds out he's got magical powers and then gets invited to go away to some special school. Well, if I've got an invitation coming, now would be the perfect time to get it