Oh God, I was head over heels, drowning underwater, in love with Ren- with Renald Owens. I was in love with a dude whose real name was Renald.

First off, he called me a bundle of kick ass hotness, and that really did sound like a cool compliment.

Are you hitting on me?” Shocked, I shook my head. “Are you for real?”“My momma probably thinks I’m real.”I ignored that. “While I have a stake at your throat?

I mean, he’s the kind of guy that when he wants something, he lets it be known. He’s not shy about that at all.