63 Quotes by Jennifer L. Armentrout about humor
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I'm coming to pick you up. We now have plans.""We do?" I blinked once and then twice at my fuzzy reflection in the bathroom mirror. "I just got out of the shower.""Well, you're going to need to put some clothes on, because I doubt Layla will be thrilled if I pick you up and you're naked as the day you were hatched out of a little Trueborn egg.
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I can’t babysit baby Adam. It’s against my religion.”Daemon arched a brow. “You would be the last person I’d ask to babysit.”“I’m not the last person?” Grayson asked. “Shocked.”“Correction. You’re the second-to-last person I’d ask to babysit Adam.”“Well, that’s kind of offensive. I’m totally trustworthy,” Luc argued.
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It was a map. A really crudely drawn map of trees, mountains that looked like upside-down Vs, and stick people. Apparently, drawing was not one of Athena's skills.
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Alex, stop staring at me and do some cardio.” He flipped another page. I blinked. “I hope that book of yours is on charm and personality skills.” ~ Aiden & Alex
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Marcus took a deep breath "Alex, what happened exactly?""I've already told you everything. I ran into her in the garden. She was talking one second and the next, she just sort of poofed---""She poofed?" Seth laughed. He lounged in the corner, arms folded across his chest, and that damn smile plastered across his face. "Seriously?
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She giggled, then popped a lollipop back in her mouth. “Okay, before you tell me no, I already cleared it with Ash.”I frowned. “Cleared what?”“Ash is throwing a little New Year’s Eve party at her house. It’s just going to be a few of us. Daemon is going.”“Uh, I doubt Ash is okay with me going to her party.”“No, she is.” Dee pinged around the living room like a captured butterfly. “She promised she’d be cool with it. I think you’re growing on her.”“Like mold,” I muttered.
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but then again, theywere like baby Einsteins on crack.
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I really don't think that was a good idea,'' Archer said, appearing in the open archway. ''To go sightseeing when you have half the government gunning for your ass.
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He stepped aside, allowing me back into the hallway. As we headed to another elevator, he was glued to my hip. "As close as you're riding me, man, I feel like I need to take you out to dinner or something. At least I should get your name.
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