When you were born and your mom saw your face and your rear end, she said "Oh! Siamesse Twins!"

When David killed Goliath, Mae Young called the cops.

When it comes to Shawn Michaels, there's always a way.

Are you ready for some puppies?!

I'd like to retain Trish Stratus's services.

Gyrating J.R., pretty darn good!

Her, Me, whipped cream, handcuffs. Any questions?

Dolph Ziggler reminds me of Santa; everywhere he goes he brings an old bag with him.

Is he dancing or having a seizure?