we are all trying to get to the same island, whether you swim, fly, surf or skydiving. What matters is when the red light comes on.Jerry Seinfeld to Michael Richards in Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee.

We are all trying to get to the same island, whether you swim, fly, surf or skydiving. What matters is when the red light comes on.- to Michael Richards in Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee.

You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish.

It's hard to do nothing because you tend to do something and then you have to drop everything.

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important.

What I don't understand is how women can pour hot wax on their bodies, let it dry, then rip out every single hair by its root and still be scared of spiders.