Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky. Ya get a sense of it and then you look away.

I can't eat chicken and look at strippers at the same time.

I'll tell you one thing, since I'm married, single people look absolutely ridiculous to me.

The luge is the only Olympic event where you could have people competing in it against their will, and it would look exactly the same. Take people off the street, Hey, hey, hey, what is this?! I don't wanna be in the luge! Once you put that helmet on them, You're in the luge, buddy! aaaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAA...aaaAAAAA... World record. Didn't even wanna do it. I'd like to see that next Olympics, the Involuntary Luge.