I'm in the unfortunate position of having to consider other people's feelings

[I like to] engage with funny people, or weird people, or, you know, kind of off people. [Whereas when I meet] anybody who's ... normal ... I'm not curious, I'm not interested.

I wonder is illiterate people know the full meaning of alphabet soup?

People have an infinite attention span if you are entertaining them.

Twitter is good. Why say a lot to a few people when you can say virtually nothing to everyone?

People on dates shouldn't even be allowed out in public.