So you killed him with what now?""I tried that Dr. Phil book at first"..."And I finished it off with the toilet seat. Just so you know, you left it up again. That drives me crazy.

Men are from Mars. Zombies are from Hell.

Don't discuss your relationship problems with friends. Your zombie problems are another story entirely.

You are your partner are on the same side - it's the side of the living.

Share in your activities and interests. If you are going to kill zombies anyway, why not do it together?

Present a united front: YOU against the zombies.

Talk openly about important issues like money, sex, and religion. They can affect your life and happiness a great deal. Especially when it comes to cults.

Show physical affection. Nothing says "I love you" like bearing the entirety of your spouse's weight.

Admit when you're wrong. It doesn't fix a busted leg, of course, but it's a nice gesture none-the-less.