Have you ever wanted to smash a car? Or break a television? Or maybe burn a big fire in the middle of a city square? If the answer is yes, then you'd have some fun during a zombie infestation. It's the little moments, you know?

And then, anger gave way to pure and simple job satisfaction. I mean, when I looked at a dead zombie head on a spike, I thought, "Hey, I did that. Picasso would have been proud. Especially how I rearranged that eye

The question: What color is my parachute?The answer: blood red, brains gray, sludge black.

Who moves my cheese? ...and my shotgun?

Be proactive; and ready to run if proactive backfires.

Don't fear change. Just fear everything and everyone else.

Expand. Why stick to just killing zombies? Or killing them just one way.

Profits are everything; but to get them you have to catch a zombie.

Don't forget the little people, even when you want to.