5 Quotes by Jessica Dettmann about humour

  • Author Jessica Dettmann
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    It's your funeral. Which will happen sooner than it needs to, because I read that married people live longer than single people.' 'That's not true,' I reply. 'It just feels longer.

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    Before I go to bed, I clear a safe access path from the front door to the bedrooms. I'm not going to put everything away, because it will all be out again tomorrow, but this is my concession to good housekeeping: to make sure we can get out without breaking our necks if there's a fire.

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    I didn't father two wonderful healthy daughters in order to miss my show because I'm getting more naan from the kitchen, Laura.''Stop pretending to be sexist, Dad. No one's falling for it. We know you're just lazy.

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