27 Quotes About Housekeeping

Housework can kill you if done right.

But it’s different with a woman. Her work in the house is to keep not to get.

Cleanliness is next to Godliness.

A messy house is a must - it separates your true friends from other friends.Real friends are there to visit you not your house!

Each suburban wife struggles with it alone. As she made the beds, shopped for groceries, matched slipcover material, ate peanut butter sandwiches with her children, chauffeured Cub Scouts and Brownies, lay beside her husband at night- she was afraid to ask even of herself the silent question-- 'Is this all?

All of us have moments in out lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.

No woman gets an orgasm from shining the kitchen floor.

No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it because there is wrinkle in the spread or the blanket is on crooked. This is sick.

I make no secret of the fact that I would rather lie on a sofa than sweep beneath it.