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    How can a cat be a housekeeper?’ ‘I know what you’re thinking,’ he said again. They’d reached a circular elevator of gold and glass. Jupiter pressed a button to call it. ‘No opposable thumbs. How does she do the dusting? To be honest, I’ve asked myself the same question, but I’m not letting it keep me up at night and you shouldn’t either.

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    Why is everyone looking at us?’ ‘They’re looking at you because you’re with me.’ He waved merrily at a pair of women who were staring. ‘And they’re looking at me because I’m very handsome.

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