138 Quotes by Jim Butcher about Humor
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Are you always a smartass?'Nope. Sometimes I'm asleep.
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We are not going to die." Butters stared up at me, pale, his eyes terrified. "We're not?" "No. And do you know why?" He shook his head. "Because Thomas is too pretty to die. And because I'm too stubborn to die." I hauled on the shirt even harder. "And most of all because tomorrow is Oktoberfest, Butters, and polka will never die.
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Life is a journey. Time is a river. The door is ajar
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We have now left Reason and Sanity Junction. Next stop, Looneyville.
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You backbiting, poisonous, treacherous, deceitful, wicked, clever girl. If this works I'll buy you a pony.
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So. You get handed a holy sword by an archangel, told to go fight the forces of evil, and you somehow remain an atheist. Is that what you're saying?
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In the name of the Pizza Lord. Charge!
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I died. I died and someone made a clerical error and I am in Heaven.
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Caring about someone isn't complicated. It isn't easy. But it isn't complicated, either. Kinda like lifting the engine block out of a car.
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