36 Quotes About Smartass

Are you always a smartass?'Nope. Sometimes I'm asleep.

Deemed a fool is better than smartass.

Tanner: I think that I might kiss you to keep your lips busy with something other than insulting me.Ella: If you think you can do it without getting lost.

Jehovah’s Witness? Don’t sweat it. I’m going to hell, already booked my ticket. Bright side? I’m pagan. Your hell is my heaven... if for no other reason than you won’t be there.

Avoid selling to dumb customers, there aren't enough left!

The trick is to find that one person who can give it back as good as they can take it

All my friends seem to be smart arses. Don't ask me why. Like many things, it is what it is.

Idiots are of two kinds: those who try to be smart and those who think they are smart.

if you can’t acquaint an opponent with reason, you must acquaint his head with the sidewalk.