The comics I hate are thieves. Nothing's more disgusting than a guy who steals another person's ideas and tries to claim them as his own.

The time you spend hating on someone robs you of your own time. You are literally hating on yourself and you don't even realize it.

When women go to see men strip, we never accuse you of hating men.

There's only 2 reasons that you hate gay marriage; 1. You're dumb, or 2. You're secretly worried that dicks are delicious.