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If you hear someone shouting 'Help!', go to them immediately – it may be first come first served.
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Peace is an end undo itself.
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Freedom is not free. But if it consents to electronic monitoring, freedom may be released to home confinement.
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I was born free. Looking back, I should've at least charged expenses.
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It takes about half a second to say the word 'jiffy.' That's how long a jiffy should officially be.
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Love opens doors where there were only walls - not unlike a shaped demolition charge deployed by special weapons and tactics units.
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The acorn doesn't fall far from the tree. And usually I don't either.
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The source spoke anonymously because he wasn't authorized to anonymously rap it to the beat.
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Faith may move mountains, but it never yet made a mountain stand still.
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