Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?

America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one dollar and use it up in two weeks.

I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives and he is a synonym for wisdom.

You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.

Busy yourselves with this, you damned walruses, while the rest of use proceed with the libretto.