You're sonically racist, Americans. You think we all sound the same, whereas I have definitely a mongrel accent.

I think I'm just a summer fling that people will soon forget.

Here in America, people come out to see what they've known you to do. In England, it's like everyone comes out to tell you exactly how well they think you're doing.

There's never any time I think I'm a real journalist, because I don't have any of the qualifications or the intentions for that.