I'm so horny the crack of dawn isn't safe.

Like the NRA says, it's better to have a machine gun and not need it than to need a machine gun and not have it.

Volvos are fundamentally invisible.

If I get killed, put my boots back on me.

Got here half an hour ago and had a look, eyeballin' it," Sawyer said. "It's murder, all right. Tell you something else - the sun went down, and it's as dark as the inside of a horses's ass out here.""You're sure?""Well, I've never actually been inside a horses's ass.

The thing about Botox is that when you've had too much, you then have to fake reactions just to look human--and it's impossible to distinguish real fake reactions from fake fake reactions.