I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.

When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in a confederacy against him.

There were many times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails.

Pray steal me not, I'm Mrs. Dingley's, Whose heart in this four-footed thing lies.

No man was ever so completely skilled in the conduct of life, as not to receive new information from age and experience.