If you do not know how to lie, cheat, and steal, turn your attention to politics and learn.

I've never known an auctioneer to lie unless it was absolutely necessary.

The devil is the father of lies, but he neglected to patent the idea, and the business now suffers from competition.

It ain't no disgrace for a man to fall, but to lie there and grunt is.

I never question a success, any more than I do the right of a bulldog to lie in his own gateway.