Humor keeps us alive. Humor and food. Don't forget food. You can go a week without laughing.

Write it. Shoot it. Publish it. Crochet it, sauté it, whatever. MAKE.

You're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.

There’s a fine line between support and stalking and let’s all stay on the right side of that.

If you're going to make a science fiction movie, then have a hover craft chase, for God's sake.

Two things that matter to me. Emotional resonance and rocket launchers.

As we all know, blinking lights means science.

Something can be very funny and then suddenly very terrifying-very exciting, and suddenly very ridiculous. I think that’s what life is like, that’s what interests me.

Live each day as if it were your last, 'cause I'm gonna kill you but I'm not super-good w/schedules