You take a dick and you get it wet and then you put it someplace tight—

So does that mean if you won’t fuck me because I’m high, I could fuck you because you’re not?

Warning: Contains old friends, old enemies, a dramatic cat rescue, soft drink references and a lot of teasing before the steamy sex. Readers are cautioned against drinking any beverage while reading to avoid accidental snorting or spraying of said beverages.

This bulletin brought to you from the Department of Duh.

I already gave you my ass. I guess you can have my hand too.

Tony knew if he ever needed anything done again, he was calling on the Lesbian Network of Massachusetts. Those girls worked fast. And they were everywhere.

The ring was there to say they were a team, a reminder that they were in this together, almost like a private joke only the two of them got.

As the class went through the Greeks and the Romans and the Renaissance painters, (who were easy enough to remember if you’d ever seen Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles) there was more dick on display than in a locker room.