I was still alive. Ha! Take that kidnappers. Still alive. Maybe it was my butt that was feeding me. I always thought it was kind of round. I bet my body was eating up all the fat stores from my butt now. Yeah. See, having a big ass is a good thing. Good, good, good. They should put that in magazines. Why diet? Why stay thin? If you ever get kidnapped and left for dead, your fat ass could save your life!

Leanne, would you kindly remove your nose from my ass? It's starting to chafe." - Noelle

Unfortunately, I had a feeling I would never get to my bed as the vacuuming would strike me dead of an aneurysm. Death by Dyson." - Reed

Do I make you nervous?" He asked.I shook my head.He pulled me back slightly, looked me in the eye, and smiled. "Liar."And then he kissed me.