Oh darling, I don't slip into the sack with just anyone and when I do, I prefer gentlemen.

Fine, fine, I’ll indulge in this ‘socializing’ thing you always rave about.

Don’t worry. I don’t plan on making homelessness my career.

That’s me, keeping things bitchy from open to close.” I turned around and gave him my customer service smile.

Yeah, the guy’s stiff as a board,” Sabine responded at once. “Probably going to piss himself if he hasn’t already. Pants that dark, it’s hard to tell.” I withheld my sigh. I had asked for a word picture.