We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate.

Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.

Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.

Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.

If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on a vacation.

The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing.

Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.