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Using covertly acquired information to feign a mysterious psychic bond was a new realm of deception for Ted.
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And she'd be panting underneath him and they'd fuck and he'd make her come so hard that afterward they would be together for the rest of their lives.It was a foolproof plan. Oh, wait. No it wasn't. It was a sexual fantasy, and he was an idiot.
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Ted thought maybe he could start a fight about Shelly that could serve as a distraction. Or maybe he should just knock over the nearest video display and flee the state.
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What do you want to do now?" he asked her."We should probably just kill ourselves," she imagined saying.
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So this was kissing. He had to admit Rachel seemed into it. She kept kind of rolling around and sighing. Would he be enjoying himself more if he were kissing Anna? Frankly, it was hard to ever imagine being turned on by this activity. Two boneless slabs of flesh, flopping around, like a pair of slugs mating in the cavern of your mouth. Gross, Ted. What was wrong with him?
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Ted kisses Rachel with tongue and squeezes her ass. In doing so, he discovers that it is possible to enjoy something and yet not care about it in the slightest. He finds this sensation—feeling pleasure, and simultaneously feeling detached from the pleasure—to be, itself, quite pleasurable. He wonders if he has miraculously become a Buddhist, or suffered a psychotic break.
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The opportunities available to actors who achieved the peak of their fame as nameless characters in 1990s softcore horror porn films must be limited.
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After a few minutes, he decided that kissing wasn't that hard, really, although it certainly wasn't everything it was cracked up to be . . . He tried closing his eyes but it made him uncomfortable, like someone was going to sneak up behind him and plunge a knife into his back.
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Maybe I was wrong, Ted thought. Maybe I could be content with this.Unfortunately, he could not.
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