I couldn't exactly blame Jane Austen for being a romantic. What the hell else was there to do back then for fun?

You're not gay, are you?What?!I mean you've never had a boyfriend. And you're not exactly...girly.I'm not gay. I'm just unpopular.

He isn't so bad.""You're not fake-married to him.

She crashed. I think she was literally high on sugar.Seriously I thought she was going to start free basing pixy stix.

Amanda doesn't hate you. She's jealous of you.""What? Todd listen. Drugs are bad, buddy. You shouldn't do them first thing in the morning. Wait until after lunch at least.

Rhythm? Not only do I have to defy gravity. I have to have rhythm while I do it?

Your neck smells like cheese,' I said.'Oh,' He said, 'that's my cheese cologne. I have a whole selection. Chedder, American, Swiss.

Todd came toward me with the squad trailing behind him like a street gang of angry thugs with breasts.

So he likes being mean to you. And you like that he likes bean mean to you.And I like being mean to him too.