8 Quotes by Kyle Adams about funny

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    Fine, I'll touch you, briefly, but only because you sound like you need the praise that your body's hot, and I'm totally selfless like that.

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    Oh my, you big stud, your dancing boobs have enchanted me with your hypnotic sexual magnitudeness.

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    I already have my bathroom time scheduled, so you’ll have to work around it. Please note the bathroom is unavailable for the hour before each of my scheduled usage times (I don’t like to feel as if someone has just been in there when I have to go). However, for your convenience, there is also a toilet available with minimal wait time on the first floor lobby if you have an emergency and need immediate use.

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    He’d use this opportunity to impress Rick and show him that he did, in fact, have more to offer than just being a sexy skanktart. To show that he wasn’t just a brainless bimfoon, that’s when a bimbo breeds with a buffoon, resulting in a true, hot mess.

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    Rock-Paper-Scissors for it.”“But you always cheat,” Blake whined. “And then you just punch me and growl that ‘rock beats face’.

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