I think Michael Moore is a hero.

I don't think anyone really is interested in reading about my emotional state. It's not even interesting to me.

I think that for the most part, when I started doing comedy, it had become very commercialized.

Did Bill Clinton actually think that he could get blow jobs from a Jewish woman and there would be no consequences?

I think we're all good and bad, but good's not funny. Bad is funny. Suppress the good and let the bad out, and then you can be funny.

I wasn't making fun of my father in-law's religion. And even if I was so what, it's a comedy. Religion should be made fun of, it's quite ridiculous isn't it. Think how people spend their lives, they have no idea. They go around as if this is a fact. It's so insane you know. If I really believed that stuff I'd keep it to myself. Lest somebody think I was out of my mind.

I think golf is literally an addiction. I'm surprised there's not Golf Anonymous.

I still think of that guy I was without a wife or kids, and I still want to entertain that guy. The lonely guy, the frustrated guy, the guy with no money - this is the guy who needs to laugh.