They're so broke that they've actually cut essential services. In many places, they've cut policemen, because, who the fuck needs them? Or firemen, son of a bitch, it's much more fun watching something burn down.

Just relax and breathe through your ass.

Each of us is full of shit in our own special way. We are all shitty little snowflakes dancing in the universe.

It’s absolutely stupid that we live without an ozone layer. We have men, we’ve got rockets, we’ve got saran wrap – FIX IT!!!

Lactose intolerant milk?! KISS, MY, DICK!