21 Quotes by Lewis Carroll about Humor
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It’s no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then.
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Begin at the beginning," the King said, very gravely, "and go on till you come to the end: then stop.
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Take some more tea," the March Hare said to Alice, very earnestly."I've had nothing yet," Alice replied in an offended tone, "so I can't take more.""You mean you can't take less," said the Hatter: "it's very easy to take more than nothing.""Nobody asked your opinion," said Alice.
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have i gone mad?im afraid so, but let me tell you something, the best people usualy are.
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Why it's simply impassible!Alice: Why, don't you mean impossible?Door: No, I do mean impassible. (chuckles) Nothing's impossible!
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Alice laughed. 'There's no use trying,' she said. 'One can't believe impossible things.'I daresay you haven't had much practice,' said the Queen. 'When I was your age, I always did it for half-an-hour a day. Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast. There goes the shawl again!
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Curiouser and curiouser.
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If you drink much from a bottle marked 'poison' it is certain to disagree with you sooner or later.
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Speak in French when you can’t think of the English for a thing--turn your toes out when you walk---And remember who you are!
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