You can only fight one man at a time with a sword, but, with a pen, you can compose a lecture to bore legions of enemy troops to death.

do me a favor and scare them, will you? Gladly. Bonus points if they wet themselves. I’ll give them my special roar. I knew you knew your roar could elicit that response. Sindari grinned back at me, inasmuch as tigers could grin

What is it, you ask?" Kali said, trying to cover her surprise with nonchalant words. "I haven't thought of a name yet. Got any ideas?""Shit," the pirate said, said of. The gag made elocution difficult."That wouldn't impress anyone at the patent office.

What positions are kings supposed to put themselves in?”“Padded rooms without windows or pointy objects, if my staff had its druthers.”“No pointy objects at all?” Kaika quirked an eyebrow. “Doesn’t sound like much fun.

You better not be dead. This team is already overflowing with ankle spankers. I was looking forward to having more women around." Yara's eyelids fluttered open. She blinked a few times, focused on him, and frowned."Ankle spanker? The only thing you've got that'll reach that far is your ego.