Just when you thought you knew everything about someone, they had to go one better.

It is an undisputed truth of the modern age that there are now only two kinds of people in the world: people who call and people who text.

But sometimes there's a difference between being needed and being taken advantage of.

Getting married means you've won, and I hate thinking like that, I do, but let's be honest, that's just how it is. Until you're married, you're a loser, NO MATTER HOW GREAT YOU ARE AT EVERYTHING ELSE. In our super progressive, equal right, modern society, it's the one thing no one wants to say but everyone is thinking, however messed-up it is.