Get me outa here. F*ckin' creepy cheerleaders.

Because there's no way on earth she's going to make it through college unless she grows some serious ovaries and turns this train wreck around

The thought of being with Shay Wilder makes me want to gouge my eyes out with a butter knife

What did your mom say?""She said I better not be pregnant."Janie snorts. "What the hell is wrong with our parents, anyway? Wait -- you're not, are you?" "Of course not! Sheesh, Janers! I may not have gotten the best grades in school, but I'm not stupid. You know I'm on the Pill. And his Jimmy doesn't get near me without a raincoat, yadamean? Ain't nothin' getting through my little fortress!

So what, then? Pete? Clyde?"Cabel rolls over, pretending to sleep. "It's Fred, isn't it?""Janie. Stop.""You named your thing Janie?" She giggles. Cabel groans deeply. "Go to sleep.

Cabel flicks his fingers at her, spraying her with water. Grinning. "Sure. I think I'm pretty lucky. I bet blind people have great sex. I'll even wear a blindfold so it's fair." He bumps his hips lightly against hers.