It's easy for the politicians to fall asleep. They have voters to count.

Misfortune never comes singly. It's surrounded by bodyguards.

There are honest politicians. They haven't won the elections yet.

Silence is the most expensive to buy.

After the elections, voters are never given an applause.

One politician can not make a government. He needs accomplices.

If Santa Claus was a politician, he would only put billboards promising the best Christmas presents.