The only pitch I have to movie people is the same as this one: Just give me $8 million. I'm not telling you what it's about and I'm not telling you who's in it.

I don't care about the weight. You know, I'm lucky; I'm one of those people - I can eat donuts, whatever, and I just get fat.

The thing is, comedy's gone in a weird direction. People are really into ironic comedy and fakeness and cleverness.

Everything that people say is testable.