I don't think women are better than men, I think men are a lot worse than women.

I know I'm getting old because there will be times when I'm not even doing anything and I'll think, 'I need to go wipe my ass right now.'

I just love learning. I think learning is how you live. The verb of my life is learning.

I don't think it makes any sense to try to get anyone to not talk.

Out of the people that ever were, almost all of them are dead. There are way more dead people, and you're all gonna die and then you're gonna be dead for way longer than you're alive. Like that's mostly what you're ever gonna be. You're just dead people that didn't die yet.

I am really tired of looking at my hips. I'm seriously really tired of standing naked in the mirror and staring at my hips for hours and hours while muttering, "You hips. You hips need to get it together."

If you do something and people think you're stupid, just go for crazy. You get more respect that way because nobody likes stupid people.

God is like a shitty girlfriend.

I've started to kind of hate people, and it's not because I have anything against them. It's just, I enjoy it. It's recreation.