Women are better than men in handling their emotions, that is why every happy girl is not happy.

Zombies are far better than religious people, because they do not discriminate in killing.

A good wife keeps you happy in bed, but a better wife keeps you happier even out of the bed.

The incentive for a religious person turning into an atheist is to have a better and happier life

A woman is always better in everything with the mouth; she talks a lot.

Nightmares are at all times better than real life; because you always have the chance to start over everything.

I can’t dream anymore, we are better separated than together; both struggling unstoppable for our dreams.

Being someone as not being is worse than being someone as being it.

Every man sees his wife like an angel; until he gets a better one.