28 Quotes by Marissa Meyer about humor
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Adrian briefly closed his eyes. "It's alright, Winston. We're just trying-""No, it's not all right," said Oscar, slamming his fist on the table. "It's obvious you know something, and we're not leaving this room until you tell us what it is!"Winston frowned. "They said we only had fifteen minutes.""That-" started Oscar, holding up a finger. Then he deflated, clearing his throat. "- was actually true...
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Gag. Ew. Bleh.
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People seem to overlook an old man losing his mind if he occasionally made light of it.
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If this is how you feel about a desert, I can't wait until you see your first real tree. Your mind will explode.
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Sorry, sorry, don’t mind me, coming through, oh why hello there—” This to a particularly handsome Kai look-alike droid, which had no more reaction than any of the others. “Or not,” she muttered, brushing past him. “Pardon me, a little space, please?
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The cybernetic operation?""No, the sex change."The doctor's smile faltered."I'm joking.
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I'm going to make it a law that the correct way to address your sovereign is my giving a high five.' Kai's smiled brightened. 'That's genius. Me too.
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Do me a favor, Princess. The next time someone says they're going to kill you, don't just let them. -page 244 of Winter
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Don’t come any closer!” Scarlet yelled. The chicken clucked and dawdled away. “I will shoot, you know.”“I know.” A flicker of kindness passed over him and he pointed at his temple. “You’ll want to aim for the head. That usually makes for a fatal shot. Or, if you’re feeling shaky, the torso. It’s a larger target.” “Your head looks pretty big from here.
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