The questions philosophers ask are not so much meaningless as irrelevant.

Nothing is more futile than looking for meaning in things that have none.

To mistake the name for the thing, that is the danger of philosophy.

I have no beliefs, no philosophy. All I have is how I feel about life.

The search for first causes is the ultimate wild goose chase.

Forget religion. Forget philosophy. Forget your problems and all your precious ideas. Get busy. Go out and enjoy life.

Forget who you are and why you're here-all that foolishness. Enjoy life. Don't work too hard, don't think too much, don't take anything too seriously.

Philosophy: doesn't it seem silly to go on asking questions you know have no answer?

My aphorisms exist in the gap between poetry and philosophy.