The only place you will find love before sacrifice is in the dictionary.

If a man does not treat you like a princess during courtship, he will not treat you like a queen during marriage.

An angry wife can be more frightening than an army of disgruntled soldiers.

Your wife is smarter than you; know this, and you will live happily ever after.

If God had a wife, He would be in trouble too if He dodged His chores.

Be calm when your wife yells at you, calmer when she chastens you, but be terrified when she ignores you.

A kiss is the only thing you can throw at someone without being held criminally responsible.

The fastest way to end an argument with your wife is to admit she’s right.

I was my own boss, but that all changed the day I got married.