The only place you will find love before sacrifice is in the dictionary.

Your wife is smarter than you; know this, and you will live happily ever after.

Love is my favorite drug; I overdose on it regularly.

If God had a wife, He would be in trouble too if He dodged His chores.

An inch to a man’s heart is a mile to his wallet.

A kiss is the only thing you can throw at someone without being held criminally responsible.

The fastest way to end an argument with your wife is to admit she’s right.

I was my own boss, but that all changed the day I got married.

A man who boasts he's the head of the home must never forget the woman is the knife at his throat.