An angry wife can be more frightening than an army of disgruntled soldiers.

The world’s most lethal venom is not found on the tongues of serpents, but on the tongues of a disgruntled wife.

Falling in love with someone is intentional, even if it was their looks that tripped you.

There is nothing wrong with being a puppet if love is the one pulling the strings.

Two things are infinite; a woman’s patience and her husband’s mistakes.

Your wife is smarter than you; know this, and you will live happily ever after.

The easiest way to be the prettiest girl at a party is to rig the guest list.

Ask your wife for forgiveness, even when you’re right.

My mother-in-law belongs in Hell, but the devil is afraid she’ll end up taking over.